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 你爷爷 

A well- dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:" Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price." Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."

The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?" The waiter replied with ease: "Nobody. Just your grandfather." 

一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷:“喂,有什么好菜尽管端上来,钱多少我不在乎。”服务员听了很不是滋味:“哥儿们,钱多顶个屁,你不照样得作别人的儿子,就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做!

年青人勃然大怒:“谁敢占老子的便宜?你说,是谁不要命了,胆敢要老子做他的孙子?”服务员慢条斯理地答道:“你爷爷! 

 

Not so fast 别那么急嘛 

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place. 

Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer hem1 ham and eggs?"  "Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." 

一只猪和一只鸡路过一所教堂,那里有一场盛大慈善活动正在进行着。 

在精神上收到触动的猪向小鸡提出建议:他们每个人做出点自己的贡献。  “好主意!”鸡尖叫道,“让我们给腿和鸡蛋吧? “着什么急”猪不耐烦地说,“对你来说,是一个贡献,对我来说,这是一个完全的献身。”

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