英语小幽默

发布者：cj_shiyannuo   发布时间：2022-09-29 14:54:11   点击数:

 你爷爷 

A well- dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:" Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price." Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."

The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?" The waiter replied with ease: "Nobody. Just your grandfather." 

一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷：“喂，有什么好菜尽管端上来，钱多少我不在乎。”服务员听了很不是滋味：“哥儿们，钱多顶个屁，你不照样得作别人的儿子，就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做!”

年青人勃然大怒：“谁敢占老子的便宜?你说，是谁不要命了，胆敢要老子做他的孙子?”服务员慢条斯理地答道：“你爷爷!” 

 

Not so fast 别那么急嘛 

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place. 

Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer hem1 ham and eggs?"  "Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." 

一只猪和一只鸡路过一所教堂，那里有一场盛大慈善活动正在进行着。 

在精神上收到触动的猪向小鸡提出建议：他们每个人做出点自己的贡献。  “好主意!”鸡尖叫道，“让我们给腿和鸡蛋吧?” “着什么急”猪不耐烦地说，“对你来说，是一个贡献，对我来说，这是一个完全的献身。”